Because I Couldn't Be More Sick of the Dining Hall....

Dont get me wrong... I know we have pretty good dining hall food for a college campus, but I have just about had it with dhall. You are probably gasping at the thought of someone hating on our dining hall, but I am just at wits end with it. Maybe it's the New York City brat in me that has grown up in a city with every kind of food imaginable, but I know that something is wrong because I have even started to be frustrated at late night. Yes, I went there. Before you get mad and outraged, you should know that I frequent late night basically every day and normally that is when I will end up eating. I have just gotten so sick of the fried foods that I once enjoyed eating in dhall, and yes I switch it up and make myself eggs, and yes the occasional salad and sandwich, but I am no longer satisfied. Hopefully this will change as I hear some people tend to have a love-hate relationship with dhall. Dhall and I are currently going through a tough time and it is driving me crazy. I long for the days when I will live off campus or in Scribner with a kitchen to cook. Even if you are lovin life in dhall I am sure you can relate to me when I say I sure miss a good old home cook meal every now and then (now more than ever).

Because who here is ready for it to not snow?

Ah, the first day of spring. FINALLY! it has rolled around after this long dreadful winter. But wait... just kidding! If you were like me you woke up Monday morning after hopefully spending your break where warm weather even meant 55 degrees, and felt completely betrayed by mother nature. The signs of grass on the ground that had long been forgotten appeared to be surfacing Sunday afternoon- until it snowed. So the weather forecast for the next two days claims there are chances of snow, but because I do not like the thought of this it CANNOT snow. I think the weather report must be wrong because it has snowed enough this winter and I for one will not stand for it anymore!

Because Who Needs Math Anyway?....

Now although I have the math capabilities of a Sophomore in high school, and although I never took anything beyond Algebra II in high school, I have no shame in the fact that math just isn't for me. Don't worry- I have many other talents and strong academic achievements that there is no need for me to feel bad about not being able to understand percents, long division, and any other ridiculous things that may come in handy when I am older and need to pay taxes or write people checks and what not. Well the QR exam says otherwise. It pretty much screams YOU ARE DUMB before you even take the test. Guess who is probably one of the only few Freshmen who have yet to take the test? ME! and I have mastered the skills needed to slyly avoid the test for whatever possible reason. Yes, I know if I don't pass it this semester I will be the loser in remedial math next semester on Friday morning at 8am, but have no fear- I plan on eventually conquering my phobia of math before the summer rolls around. But anyway because I decided to write about this there is obviously a point, which is who really needs math anyway? 

Because I am the greatest, you must know that it is not my fault that I am horrific with numbers. It dates back to my elementary schools days when I was in a large classroom of about 30 kids, and my teacher did not have time to give me individual help when we were learning about long division and multiplication. In fact, I STILL have yet to fully memorize all the multiplication times table. I know what you're thinking" wow... what an idiot", but you are really truly wrong as usual. Lots of people were bad at math, like Albert Einstein, and look at how he turned out? Yep, I am basically letting you know that I have many qualities of a genius that have just yet been discovered. But because I can't comprehend math you would never guess that me and good ol' Einstein have many similar traits. Fooled you there!